2♥
If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
David Brent
2♦
To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time.
Leonard Bernstein
2♠
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill
2♣
If it doesn't work, it doesn't matter how fast it doesn't work.
Mich Ravera
3♥
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
3♦
You should stay a kid as long as possible!
Vanessa Hudgens
3♠
Never argue with the data.
Jimmy Neutron Sheen
3♣
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
Spanish proverb
4♥
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after.
Mark Twain
4♦
One of these days is none of these days.
Henri Tubach
4♠
You can have it right or you can have it now, but you can't have it right now.
Woodard's Law
4♣
Mathematicians stand on each others' shoulders and computer scientists stand on each others' toes.
Richard Hamming
5♥
The best way to teach kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.
Bill Murray
5♦
Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped.
African Proverb
5♠
I always have my own opinion before my boss says his.
Gerry Geek
5♣
Testing proves the presence of bugs but not their absence.
Woody Williams
6♥
If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking.
George Patton Jr.
6♦
You can do anything, but not everything.
David Allen
6♠
There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
Peter Drucker
6♣
A fool with a tool is still a fool.
Grady Booch
7♥
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
7♦
The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more.
Jonas Salk
7♠
No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.
Helmuth von Moltke
7♣
Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.
Mike Tyson
8♥
Definition of Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein
8♦
Scientific discovery may not be better than sex, but the satisfaction lasts longer.
Stephen Hawking
8♠
Never had I had so many friends and so much fun as I did in the projects.
Willie Stargell
8♣
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
Fred Brooks
9♥
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
9♦
All generalizations are false, including this one.
9♠
He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know.
Lao Tzu
9♣
Remember tonight... for it is the beginning of always.
Dante Alighieri
10 ♥
Sleep is the best meditation.
Dalai Lama
10 ♦
When the territory and the map disagree, believe the territory.
Army Manual
10 ♠
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Margaret Mead
10 ♣
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
J♥
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
Carl Sandburg
J♦
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Steven Wright
J♠
Silence is a source of great strength.
J♣
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
James Thurber
Q♥
I never said most of the things I said.
Yogi Berra
Q♦
There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
Q♠
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
Bill Gates
Q♣
The Purpose of Computing is Insight, Not Numbers.
K♥
It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
Hofstadter's Law
K♦
The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone.
Oswald Chambers
K♠
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
E. Berard
K♣
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
A♥
More computing sins are committed in the name of efficiency (without necessarily achieving it) than for any other single reason including blind stupidity.
William A. Wulf
A♦
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
Parkinson's Law
A♠
Code never lies, comments sometimes do.
Ron Jeffries
A♣
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bil Gates